The pram has been turned into a pushchair. You ate your first jacket potato, managed to drink some water, had a nice chat at the pub with us in your own peculiar language and now you're fast asleep in your 6-18 months gro bag. You are growing so fast.
I just wanted to tell you that today 2 years ago, dad and I found out we were expecting your brother, but you were so busy in learning the world that I gave up.
One day, I'll tell you. One day. You have learnt enough for today.